Thursday, January 20, 2005

Patrick Graduates

Congratulations to Patrick of Clarity and Resolve, whose hard work and constant posting on events in the Islamofascist world have earned him a promotion from New Asset to full-fledged Field Operative. This man has so many detailed reports on enemy movements on his blog that I suspect he is either, a) a highly advanced android, b) from a pocket dimension that has 32 hours in a day, c) in big trouble at work for excessive internet use, or d) all of the above. Go ye, therefore, to read and be informed.