Thursday, February 24, 2005

Now they've done it...

Now we discover that the terrorists have made a HUGE mistake:
BAGHDAD -- Iraqi state television aired a video yesterday showing what the U.S.-funded channel said was the confession of a captured Syrian officer, who said he trained Iraqi terrorists to behead people and build car bombs to attack American and Iraqi troops.

He also said the terrorists practiced beheading animals to train for decapitating hostages.
Oh, it's on now. Someone call PETA! I mean, I can understand the need to practice your jihad skills in order to butcher Western infidels, but those poor animals were innocent! This is immoral! This inhumane treatment must cease! This kind of brutality cannot be tolerated! The terrorists will rue the day that they crossed the Left like this!

*crickets chirping*

Or perhaps not. But the terrorists better watch their step...the first time they test skincare products on those animals, it's on! Just wait and see!